A week has always been a long time in politics, but this one appears to have torn the space-time continuum a new one. It feels as if we are operating in a fifth dimension of news. It would not be especially outrageous, for instance, to learn that Cthulhu has chucked his tentacles into the Tory contest. Over in the Labour party, you could certainly see the aforementioned dark lord being worshipped by The Mandate.
Marina Hyde, In The Tory Laundry Basket, Micheal Gove Is The Dirtiest Item, The Guardian 1/7/ 2016